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Barack 0bama: President Pantywaist

President Barack Obama has recently completed the most successful foreign policy tour since Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow.

“Rules must be binding,” declared Obama, referring to the fact that Kim had just breached UN Resolutions 1695 and 1718. “Violations must be punished.” (Sounds ominous.) “Words must mean something.” (Why, Barack? They never did before, for you - as a cursory glance at your many speeches will show.)

If you thought the world was a tad unsafe with Dubya around, just wait until President Pantywaist gets into his stride.

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