Does Al Gore Know About This!?

So far this year, I have already:

worn shorts to stay cool
gone canoeing
mowed my lawn
gotten a sunburn

I woke up this morning and here is the picture I took ten minutes ago. I live near the 44th parallel.

Al Gore and many others push the "Global Warming" myth on us, and make millions of dollars in the process.

This country bumpkin has instead observed "Global Climate Change." You're welcome. Please contact me privately for money transfer instructions.