Shifting Boulders & Shivering Shoulders

Here is my DNF log for Every Time You Come Around Monkey, a micro hidden in a huge stack of boulders:

"Pablo Mac flopped (and almost worse) on this one. I had just arrived and got 2/3 of the way up, and when I unwedged a hand-sized rock, five or six huge rocks above me dislodged and moved a couple of inches down toward me, causing me severe gastrointestinal challenges. I dove the eight feet or so down to the ground and skeedaddled outta there as fast as my geotruck would launch me! The memory of the sound and vibration of those shifting boulders cause me...well, this is a family-oriented site, right?"