Caught With My Pants... Up

My son and I were out for a bike ride with some buddies, and we happened to come across a certain bathroom implement just in the nick of time. Little did I know (but should have expected) that one of my so-called "friends" was a little quicker on the camera than I anticipated.

I can neither confirm nor deny any amount of artistic license regarding whether this photo was actually staged and/or I was or was not actually performing the action(s) implied in the above photo.